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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes, I understand, you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan. It’s urgent!
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone. But what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well … just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter. You may find this hilarious, but I don’t have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude!!! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes, you should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree …
Caller: Oh, God!!!

Didn’t you ever asked yourself what’s the greatest natural number?

Well, I have! And I’ve found it and also found the formula that demonstrates it. I will present you the mathematic deduction of what the greatest natural number is. Regardless this problem has been questioned for years, you need no advanced mathematical knoledge to understand it, just grade 2 equations.

Let’s start:

We will note with ’X’ the greatest natural number then follow some mathematical deductions to find it.

‘X’ being the greatest natural number it’s bigger then all numbers and also should be bigger or equals X², so let’s use this:

X>=X² => X-X²>=0 => X(1-X)>=0;

Interesting result, we know that X it’s a natural number so X is greater than 0. So the expression (1-x) must be greater than 0 or else X(1-X)>0 wouldn’t be true.

So,

1-X>=0 => 1>=X

We have the situation where X can only be 0 or 1 and since X it’s the greatest natural number, and 1>0 it is 1.

So the greatest natural number is 1.

Isn’t this amazing?

If you have some time to waist, then here it is a funny-boring website: http://googlefight.com/.
There you can choose who against who to fight and then find out the results: Saturday over Sunday, salami against cheese, beer over wine, stupid against smart , rich over poor even “qooqle” against the world . Guess what? The test about “qooqle” against the world, I’ve repeated many many many times… and the same result: “qooqle” gets a big kick from his opponent… the entire world. But I think that it isn’t such a bad thing because even the entire world get’s bitten from the world only. So… go and waist some precious time!

Have fun trying out the BAC Calculator from CollegeTonight.com .

After a serious analysis, they told me that :
“Is that water in your cup? Do you think you`re cool because you`ve been pretending to drink vodka on the rocks? Your breath isn`t fooling anyone. Come here, breathe on us.”

Last night I check it out after I came from a friend’s birthday party, and here is what I got :
“You are going to text message really inappropriate things to your parents tonight. They will never give you money for leisurely activities again.”

Now … I’m OK… Realy!!!